I have returned. After about a week of school-work that nearly forced me to eat my own balls, I am back. Hopefully I will be able to have a review of something up before the weekend's over. As of right now, I have no idea what to write about.
If anyone has any suggestions as to what I should write a "review" about, let me know in a comment. If it's an awesome idea, I'll probably end up doing it. And give you little-to-no credit for the inspiration. Just kidding.
No, I'm not.