Friday, February 25, 2011

This grapes right here.

Today, I will review these grapes. I realize that what you are looking at is a poorly-lit Polaroid of two tiny grapes and a few stems because I ate the rest of them, but to me it symbolizes how awesome these grapes actually were. And are. 

For those of you who don't know what grapes are, they are a non-climacteric fruit that grows on the wood-like vines of the genus Vitis. Apart from being able to eat them raw, you can do lots of fun things with them. With the grapes themselves, you can literally make jam, juice, jelly, wine, gelatin, preserve, and jelly. That's like, 14 things. Swag.

The grapes are light weight and feel great in the hand. They serve as a good midnight snack because they're green. One can seemingly eat an absurd amount of grapes without any sort of harmful side effect.

I, myself, was able to eat about 9 grapes before my heart started to hurHGNGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

26 comments:

  1. Try to only eat one grape, and then stop. I dare you. Screw the Lays Chips challenge.
    I love grapes. Following d;

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  2. I can swallow a grape and hold it in my throat.
    I die shortly afterwards, of course, but it's a good ice breaker.
    I literally laughed out loud. Looking forward to more posts

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  3. Defining literature of our generation

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  4. I like your creativity. :D It is quite entertaining.

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  5. Rapes are amazing. Oh, I'm sorry, you said grapes? Yes, those are amazing too. One of my favorite books is about grapes. Yum.

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  6. Man, I didn't even know about grapes before this post! Damn. Thanks for the enlightenment.

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  8. Haha, i absolutely love grapes! really good for you as well! :D

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  9. great entry, it reminded me of the times where i studied Hamlet and other shakespeare works!

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  10. Good stuff, it was really grape.
    Heh.

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  11. you have right, nice post

    + followed:)

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  12. Grapes were better before they blew up started selling Grape t-shirts at Hottopic. It's a shame that grapes sold who they are for the $crill. :(

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  13. Gotta say, I love me some grapes...but seeds are horrible. SEEDLESS ALL THE WAY

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  14. grapes are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!

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  15. 9 grapes, eh? That's the sign of a true champ. Keep up the good work!

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  16. GRAPES ARE THE BEST IM GOING TO GO EAT GRAPES NOW

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