Today, I will review these grapes. I realize that what you are looking at is a poorly-lit Polaroid of two tiny grapes and a few stems because I ate the rest of them, but to me it symbolizes how awesome these grapes actually were. And are.
For those of you who don't know what grapes are, they are a non-climacteric fruit that grows on the wood-like vines of the genus Vitis. Apart from being able to eat them raw, you can do lots of fun things with them. With the grapes themselves, you can literally make jam, juice, jelly, wine, gelatin, preserve, and jelly. That's like, 14 things. Swag.
The grapes are light weight and feel great in the hand. They serve as a good midnight snack because they're green. One can seemingly eat an absurd amount of grapes without any sort of harmful side effect.
I, myself, was able to eat about 9 grapes before my heart started to hurHGNGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Try to only eat one grape, and then stop. I dare you. Screw the Lays Chips challenge.
ReplyDeleteI love grapes. Following d;
I can swallow a grape and hold it in my throat.
ReplyDeleteI die shortly afterwards, of course, but it's a good ice breaker.
I literally laughed out loud. Looking forward to more posts
Defining literature of our generation
ReplyDeleteI like your creativity. :D It is quite entertaining.
ReplyDeleteRapes are amazing. Oh, I'm sorry, you said grapes? Yes, those are amazing too. One of my favorite books is about grapes. Yum.
ReplyDeleteMan, I didn't even know about grapes before this post! Damn. Thanks for the enlightenment.
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ReplyDeleteThose grapes look delicious :P
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha I lol'd
ReplyDeleteGrapes are very healthy. mmmm
ReplyDeleteHaha, i absolutely love grapes! really good for you as well! :D
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ReplyDeletegreat entry, it reminded me of the times where i studied Hamlet and other shakespeare works!
ReplyDeletei wanna eat grape now
ReplyDeleteGood stuff, it was really grape.
ReplyDeleteHeh.
hmmm
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you have right, nice post
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I love grape Mhmm huh.
ReplyDeleteGrapes were better before they blew up started selling Grape t-shirts at Hottopic. It's a shame that grapes sold who they are for the $crill. :(
ReplyDeleteGotsta do whutya gotsta do.
ReplyDeleteGotta say, I love me some grapes...but seeds are horrible. SEEDLESS ALL THE WAY
ReplyDeletegrapes are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!
ReplyDeletenice grapes.
ReplyDeleteseems to be the grapes of wrath
ReplyDelete9 grapes, eh? That's the sign of a true champ. Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteGRAPES ARE THE BEST IM GOING TO GO EAT GRAPES NOW
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